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Why are you crying Ted asked his from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Mum Havent you finished filling the salt from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !

Young Jimmy was having a snack after from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'.' 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy !

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.' Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !

Two boys camping out in a backyard from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

As two boys were passing the rectory from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

You boy called a policeman Can you from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'

Did you hear about the boy who from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !

A little boy went into a bakers from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the boy

Did you hear about the two little from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

A man out for a walk came from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy. 'I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling !'

A little boy came downstairs crying late from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do.' The little boy began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going !'

Whats the matter sonThe boy next door from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

Did you hear about the boy who from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !

A little kid is sitting on a from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !

An honest sevenyearold admitted calmly to her from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"

Young Vestal was walking in his Florida from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin. "How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"

I had a funny dream last night from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

A naughty child was irritating all the from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"

Fred Where does the new kid come from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.